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ERRYDAY I'M HUSTLIN'

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so I'm at the car wash

my car has a lot of dents and scratches due to having the world's smallest parking space

I'm vacuuming my car and this guy in the car next to me goes, "HEY, I DO BODY WORK, I CAN DO A FREE QUOTE FOR YOU, NO CHARGE" and I say okay because I meant to get that done ages ago anyway

hHe comes out, looks at everything, and says "I can do it for 250 right now." and I say "uh, I mean, that's a great price but I don't have the money right this second"

and he snaps his fingers and his cousins come pouring out from his car and pulling out cloths and chemicals and shit, and he fixes the dent by SETTING A SPRAY PAINT CAN ON FIRE and then pulling it out and blah blah

I am saying "no really I don't have the money right now" and they've fixed everything wrong with the car in about 10 minutes

I Facebook my Mom and all "OH GOD LEND ME 250 DOLLARS" and she does and I drive him to the bank and give him the money, and now I have a nicer car for a way cheaper price than I would have paid elsewhere

my question

did I get scammed/hustled/hornswoggled? or did I just fall for a very, very good sales pitch?

also, what scams/schemes/etc have you been victim to or perpetrated on others?!

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