Now, I know what you're saying, because I said it, too. "It's September, Sandra! That isn't the month for Halloween! Don't join the legions of fuckers who play Christmas music before Thanksgiving!"
Well, I hear you, and those people and stores are awful. In fact, if you're hoping (or... fearing) that I'm starting my Halloween Countdown today, you'll be disappointed (or super relieved, depending). That is still happening, and it will begin on October 1st as God (in this scenario that's me) intended.
But many folks have spent months laboring over lists of Halloween costume ideas, and are now at various stages of costume assembly even. People may be searching desperately for the year's best idea because they're late to the game. It's Sexy Lady Bucky Barnes, if you're wondering.
Here is the place for you to begin your Halloween planning. Or whatever. Tell us what you're wearing. Not right now, on October 31st. Jesus.
You don't really know much about Halloween, do you?
