There is no way to put this gently, but you are sparkly as all hell. [fashion/beauty]

Welcome to the SE++ Beauty /Lookin' Fine /Your Mother Would Kill You If She Saw You Walking Out of the House Like That /You Have A Purty Mouth /etc. Thread

Discuss all things makeup, hair, clothes, anything that you put on your person that makes you look in the mirror and go "yes this is acceptable for outside my house." Don't be shy, this is a safe place. We promise to leer on command.

And give helpful advice, whatever, sure.
previous iterations:
On Wednesdays, We Wear Pink
Gurl, You Look Good
Vilify Vanity or Be Beautifully Brainwashed
Sephora F&Fam Sale
Are Those Galaxy Leggings Or Is Your Butt An Astronaut
You're So Vain, You Probably Think This Thread Is About You
Florals, for Spring? Groundbreaking.
Where Do I Buy Hairbrush, Chemist?
I Want to Be Sophia Loren When I Grow Up

--- HELPFUL LINKS ---
Nails
Makeup
Glasses
Hair
@Garret Dorigan

Fashion Get!
Style Bloggish
first GIS result for "fashion!"

yeah, i'll take it.