In the Red corner we have the following contestants:
First on the docket we have Ted Cruz the Canadian Christian who has values for days.
Hes a top tier contender who the religious conservatives and GOP seem to favor.
Sadly he ate a booger on TV and it kind of looks like his face is melting.
Marco Rubio is probably the most handsome of the candidates, sadly his campaign seems to be losing steam against the tide of the other GOP candidates.
John Kasich might be the most sane GOP runner thus far, sadly that isn't saying a whole lot and he is at the bottom right now.
BIG BELT TITLE CHAMPION: Donald "The Donald" "The Best at Donald" Trump
I won't say anything because I was told if you can't say anything nice don't say anything, but I really don't like this guy at all.
NOW IN THE BLUE CORNER!
Hillary "Hill Rod" Clinton she seems to the favorite for the DNC, she runs on the party lines.
Bernie "The Revolution" Sanders. AKA The Meme Machine. He is running on a ticket of Democratic Socialism, also known as that thing no one on your Facebook understands.
I know the race started and got crazy very early this year, but I think these threads act as a good place for us to discuss the election and I personally have learned a lot from the last threads.
Please keep discussion civil and refrain from letting arguments on the internet make your blood boil. Count to 10 and take a deep breath.
