That's right, folks! Monday is the Fourth of July and that means it's time to celebrate the birth of our nation in the only way that seems appropriate; by acting irresponsibly while fiddling around with dangerous explosive devices.
The fourth means a lot to us, and lots of folks celebrate differently. For some, it's a day of somber introspection on the nature of freedom and the costs associated with maintaining it. For others, it's a time to grill some hotdogs and burgers or barbecue a rack of ribs, tip back a few bottles of suds with family and friends and maybe lose a few digits afterwards.
That there is how we do things in Wyoming. Those packages are illegal in almost every state, including the surrounding states which is why everyone travels here to get them.
I spent like two hundred dollars on fireworks this year. But it's cool because my friend Crazy Connor works at the fireworks stand so he hooked it uuuuuup, that's like five hundred bucks worth of boom up there. I love that wacky little dude.
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How do you intend to celebrate this year, my fellow Americans?
The fourth means a lot to us, and lots of folks celebrate differently. For some, it's a day of somber introspection on the nature of freedom and the costs associated with maintaining it. For others, it's a time to grill some hotdogs and burgers or barbecue a rack of ribs, tip back a few bottles of suds with family and friends and maybe lose a few digits afterwards.
That there is how we do things in Wyoming. Those packages are illegal in almost every state, including the surrounding states which is why everyone travels here to get them.
I spent like two hundred dollars on fireworks this year. But it's cool because my friend Crazy Connor works at the fireworks stand so he hooked it uuuuuup, that's like five hundred bucks worth of boom up there. I love that wacky little dude.
How do you intend to celebrate this year, my fellow Americans?