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Should auld [Podcasts] be forgot, and always rewatch shows

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Podcasts were invented in 2006 by Albert Podcasts with the express intent to only be used for watching old TV shows, and doing one episode per week on each episode.

Here is the list of some of the horrible wanted criminals who have broken the law:

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WANTED: THE MCELROY CRIME SYNDICATE
These three hooligans have dared to create podcasts on such subjects as advice, medical history, and Dungeons & Dragons play. Once captured, Griffin "Sweet Baby" McElroy will find himself under lesser charges for his service of providing a show about watching the Bachelor family of television products.

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WANTED: SCOTT "HOT SAUCER-MAN" AUKERMAN
This deviant is wanted on several charges of the most heinous crime: featuring multiple people who have been on television shows, but refusing to walk through their shows on an episode-by-episode basis. Nick Kroll has been there many times, but Aukerman steadfastly refuses to cover each and every episode of the cult classic series "Cavemen."

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WANTED: "THE ORIGINAL PEACHES"
Ugh, I just--listen. Two of these guys MAKE TV. Their show is about watching things ON a TV. Would it really be so hard to flip that thing over to a TNT marathon of Rizolli & Isles, and then record a 40 minute discussion of each and every episode? No, it wouldn't be. It really wouldn't.

Do your civic duty. Hunt these villains down. Definitely do NOT enjoy their products under any circumstances.

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