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It's that time of year! Everyone is still suffering a candy hangover from Halloween and the Christmas displays in stores are only a month old! That spells Thanksgiving!
The finest of holidays! Football (go Pack) (but not this year)! Food! Family?! Food! MST3k! Food! Leftovers!
TURKEY VOLUME GUESSING MAN!
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BEHOLD!
so .... what's everyone doing for Thanksgiving?
I'm going to be hanging out with my girlfriends family and friends and hopefully stuffing my face with lots of food while playing lots of board games!
Look! Pictures of traditional Thanksgiving fare*!
TURKEY! The main course. Eat the best parts slathered in gravy and mashed potatoes. Use the giblets in gravy and the leftovers in soup and sandwiches tomorrow or later that night. Boil the bones for stock. Make sure to place your fruit in an artful location before serving!
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MASHED POTATOES! Lots of cream and butter and salt and pepper and garlic and basically whatever else you want your potatoes to taste like. I usually toss in a sweet potato and a shallot or two for the heck of it!
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Peas and Pearl Onions! also add bacon.
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STUFFING! Stale Bread, honey'd sausage, a bunch of herbs and onion and the like! Feeding a family of 16? Toss it in a garbage bag and shake it up!
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SAGE AND ONION GRAVY! Doctors have been telling us for ages that we should be drinking eight glasses of gravy a day and as americans, we have been slacking! Get to it people, Thanksgiving is a great day to start! you will need a much larger container than the one pictured.
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like this 5 gallon stoneware crock
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FRENCH'S CRISPY ONIONS! At least two containers per person. For general snacking on the couch and also for putting on all of your food. I've never tried making them into a smoothie, but I can't see how it would taste bad.
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EAT
DRINK
BE MERRY
EAT
PLAY SCATTERGORIES AND SUPER SMASH BROTHERS
WATCH MST3k
EAT
TAKE A NAP
DO THE DISHES
EAT
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
*only traditional for the last hundred odd years. this Thanksgiving or any other bears no resemblance to thanksgiving celebrated with native americans and/or pilgrims.
It's that time of year! Everyone is still suffering a candy hangover from Halloween and the Christmas displays in stores are only a month old! That spells Thanksgiving!
The finest of holidays! Football (go Pack) (but not this year)! Food! Family?! Food! MST3k! Food! Leftovers!
TURKEY VOLUME GUESSING MAN!

BEHOLD!
so .... what's everyone doing for Thanksgiving?
I'm going to be hanging out with my girlfriends family and friends and hopefully stuffing my face with lots of food while playing lots of board games!
Look! Pictures of traditional Thanksgiving fare*!
TURKEY! The main course. Eat the best parts slathered in gravy and mashed potatoes. Use the giblets in gravy and the leftovers in soup and sandwiches tomorrow or later that night. Boil the bones for stock. Make sure to place your fruit in an artful location before serving!

MASHED POTATOES! Lots of cream and butter and salt and pepper and garlic and basically whatever else you want your potatoes to taste like. I usually toss in a sweet potato and a shallot or two for the heck of it!

Peas and Pearl Onions! also add bacon.

STUFFING! Stale Bread, honey'd sausage, a bunch of herbs and onion and the like! Feeding a family of 16? Toss it in a garbage bag and shake it up!

SAGE AND ONION GRAVY! Doctors have been telling us for ages that we should be drinking eight glasses of gravy a day and as americans, we have been slacking! Get to it people, Thanksgiving is a great day to start! you will need a much larger container than the one pictured.

like this 5 gallon stoneware crock

FRENCH'S CRISPY ONIONS! At least two containers per person. For general snacking on the couch and also for putting on all of your food. I've never tried making them into a smoothie, but I can't see how it would taste bad.

EAT
DRINK
BE MERRY
EAT
PLAY SCATTERGORIES AND SUPER SMASH BROTHERS
WATCH MST3k
EAT
TAKE A NAP
DO THE DISHES
EAT
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
*only traditional for the last hundred odd years. this Thanksgiving or any other bears no resemblance to thanksgiving celebrated with native americans and/or pilgrims.