tell me a story

hey se++, one of the main reasons i remember joining this site was for the personal stories some people would tell sometimes (one that sticks out is some dude who had just finished jerkin off and then his dad busted in (i think he had to wipe with his blanket in a rush) and hopped under the same jizzy blanket, much to the dudes horror)

can you tell me a story? it can be funny, educational, sad, gross, etc but i only ask that the story you tell be true

here’s one for me:

a few months after i got married i still had to get my groomsmen their gifts. one of my friends had just gotten back in touch with his dad and they were gonna go up in the mountains somewhere and go camping. so i thought i’d get him a little wood cutting axe

so i go to home depot and i get that little ax but i notice there’s a sticker on it that i don’t want there when i give it to him, so i start picking at it and walk over to the trash can to throw it away. but it’s taking a bit longer than i thought, so i spend a decent amount of time picking at the side of this ax trying to get this sticker off

while i’m doing this a kid and his dad walk by and the kid says “dad stranger danger!” and i look at them and then look down at this ax i’m creepily picking at by this trash can

and the kids dad is like that’s right, stranger danger! and then he comes over to me and says “we just watched the john walsh documentary and i taught him about the importance of staying away from strangers” and i said we’ll thats a good lesson to teach

and then i kept picking at the sticker instead of leaving like anyone else would have

i’m glad i didn’t get forcefully removed by security

the end! now it’s your turn!