Killer Queen has already made the [JoJo's Bizarre Adventure] thread

Okay

So


In the late 19th century there was a very large boy, his name was Jonathan Joestar and he was a good boy but a dim boy, and he was a little rich boy


and then in comes this prince among men, Dio Brando, to usurp his place within his family and claim his inheritance through all sorts of duplicity like definitely not killing a dog who is for sure still alive, then one thing leads to another and he becomes an immortal vampire god, you know how it be sometimes, and Jonathan has to learn magic yoga to defeat him, and then does


50 years later we move ahead to the greatest man in all of history, Jonathan Joestar's grandson Joseph, who's a trickster asshole and an overall little shit, but he and his husband Caesar step up with even more magic yoga powers to win the day and predict what people are going to say


50 years after THAT we move even further down the line to JOSEPH's grandson Jotaro, the most ungrateful garbage man who ever wore a hat, and he looks at the magic yoga and says "magic yoga? that's for losers!" and decides to retcon the series with the new way people punch each other, psychic Pokemon called Stands that everyone now has and only 40-80% of them will be music references, and he has to journey across the world to defeat the now-returned Dio


a decade later we now follow the next JoJo Josuke, who looks silly but is purely the best lad with a heart of gold, and you can tell that because he wears one on his lapel, and he and his friends in his small town of Moiroh have to band together to stop a looming threat in the town


I...don't know what their deal is

I haven't gotten there yet OKAY there's a LOT leave me ALONE

PS this thread is a Polnareff-free zone if you are or you know a Polnareff you have to state that ahead of time and it will be dealt with accordingly