Welcome to Earf [Independence Day 2/ID5 in 2015!]
in 1996, Roland Emmerich and Dean Devlin showed us a visionary glimpse of the future of filmmaking, science, and contact with life beyond our own planet. Independence Day featured stellar breakout...
View ArticleDead Like Me, Wonderfalls, Pushing Daisies, Mockingbird Lane...and [Hannibal]?
Next week on Thursday night will be the premiere of NBC's new show Hannibal. This was completely off my radar, as it seems like there are several serial-killer themed shows coming out and I didn't...
View ArticleThe Halfway Decent Hockey Thread that is BACK, BABY
Hockey is almost certainly a sport that is played In fact, people are probably playing it right now! There's a cool new (see: old) team! With a cool new logo! and cool new jerseys, complete with hockey...
View ArticleI'm The Best At What I Do And What I Do Is [The Wolverine]
Hugh Jackman is the best at having his shirt off. Fact. This movie is coming out soon and it looks pretty good! Also there is some other hero movie out now about an alien... what was it again?...
View Article[The Wolverine]. July 26th. It's like Real Steel with ninjas.
Just off the heels of Man of Steel, we now have the Wolverine for our next comic movie. Following that will be Red 2: Then Thor 2: Then next year we've got Captain America 2, X-men: Days of Future...
View Articlemusique d’ameublement [Furnishings! Interior and Exterior Design!]
If you're uninterested in discussing furniture or architecture, but you do enjoy percussion, watch this while I get this party started: For a long time, I considered becoming an interior designer or...
View ArticleWhy Are You Awesome? [NSF-Humility]
So for whatever reason, I tend to downplay my accomplishments, but I am proud of what I do. For example, I just found out that I'm in the running for the Jefferson Award...
View ArticleTell Me a Story
I probably met a porn star once. This was while I was a register biscuit at a used bookstore: I was at said register when a strikingly familiar-looking lady came in and started browsing the science...
View ArticleWelcome, delicious friend! Welcome to the Echo Bazaar...
Where is the Bazaar? The Bazaar is located at the heart of Fallen London, in the Neath, a cavern of impossible size, by the Unterzee, a tremendous saltwater lake. They say it's the skull of some...
View ArticleIT'S NOT YOUR BIRTHDAY ANYMORE CANADA GO HOME YOU'RE DRUNK
OH CANADA OUR HOME AND NATIVE LAND TRUE PATRIOT LOVE IN ALL OUR SONS COMMAND WITH GLOWING HEARTS WE SEE THE RISE THE TRUE NORTH STRONG AND FREE FROM FAR AND WIDE O CANADA WE STAND ON GUARD FOR THEE GOD...
View ArticleWet Hot Arab Summer
So in 2011, the people of this place: Ousted this guy from power: And he was replaced by this guy: But then unfortunately this happened: and then this happened: and this: and this: So as of Monday, the...
View ArticleTrigeminal Neuralgia
So, I was diagnosed about two months ago with TN en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trigeminal_neuralgia. It is a debilatating chronic pain condition that affects the face. There is a nerve in your cheek or...
View ArticleFuck Nature
I went down to my parents' farm for the weekend, and I spent most of my time down there helping my stepdad clear paths through the forest to his deer stand and shit. Ugh. Do you even have any idea how...
View ArticleScott Kurtz?
Scott Kurtz announced that he is moving into a new office. Does that mean him and the Penny Arcade people had a falling out, or is he still in the same building?
View ArticleDead Space 3: Now With 30% More Lens Flare
Wikipedia wrote: Dead Space 3 is an upcoming third-person shooter video game, developed by Visceral Games. Announced at E3 2012 on June 4, 2012, it is the sequel to Dead Space 2 and the third main...
View ArticleGuess That Movie: 2013 Edition
Alright everybody, let's play Guess That Movie! For those who don't know what that is, the concept is pretty simple: Someone uploads a screenshot from a movie, and other people try to guess the name of...
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